User blog:Baluar/Weird-ass dreams, vol. 2

Yeah, it seems my dreams can be really weird when they want.

I can't really tell what happened at the beginning of the dream - earliest thing I remember is that my sister and I (yes, I wasn't in my everyday persona, but in my Baluar persona. Pretty weird shit, given I normally dream in my Juan Bautista persona...) were in some huge desert. Running away from something. I don't remember what, exactly, but I think (I THINK - I am not certain) it was some sort of huge sandworm that wanted to eat us. At any rate, we reached our ship and left the planet (yes, I am pretty obsessed with outer space. Or my mind is, anyway).

Next thing I know, we're already knee-deep in shit, fighting zombies inside a tomb. I am certain that this was Skyrim, so it was an ancient nordic tomb, and those have a nasty tendency to be full of zombies (Draugr, zombies... same shit). Well, this one was like REALLY FUCKING FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH ZOMBIES. I had a two-handed battleaxe (again, Skyrim), and each swing killed like 4 or 5 of 'em (this time completely defying all Skyrim logic - unless it's a sideways power attack, each strike can only damage one target. Anyway, I'm going off topic.)

When the Draugr were... deader than dead, I guess, a door opened out of nowhere, and I, disregarding my sister's advice, went right through it. It was some sort of sauna (!), and I got in, again against her warnings. Immediately after getting in, some assholes appeared and began to break all the shit, and I (fully dressed - somehow) began beating the shit out of them. With the axe. (Cause fuck logic.)

Then it cut to a two-dimensional outside view of the space ship we were in fleeing from that place. (Retrospectively I can't help but wonder... How did we get a space ship in a tomb? Oh wait, dream logic.)

And then it cut to me training Smithing in Whiterun (lolwut? That's weird even for me... and kind of accurate, considering I had made Smithing legendary and it dialed back from 100 to 15 that very night) and just at that moment, dad woke me up cause I had to go to school.

All in all, a good dream.