User:Baluar



Thought of the *insert timespan here* : According to Wikipedia, rocky stellar objects (and by rocky, I mean "made up mostly of solid material") can have thousands of times the mass of the Earth, if they orbit around a large O or B class star (because those stars are fuckhueg and therefore must have insane amounts of shit nearby, and because their potent stellar winds would pwn away any significant atmosphere in a planet). Now, the maximum mass a stellar object can have and still be considered a planet is 13 times the mass of Jupiter (318 times that of the Earth), which means that a substellar object has a minimum mass of 4000 times that of the Earth (317.8*13= 4131.4 times, if we're pedantic).

So, a thing might form which exceeds the arbitrary line that separates substar and planet, but which is very clearly not anything resembling star because, let's see, it's made up of solid material. So, what the fuck would that be?

TL,DR: We live in a wonderfully weird universe.

17 year old pseudo-nice so-called-admin (type 2 or 4, depending on who you ask) who loves good videogames and dogs and, while pretty smart, is lazy as hell.

May wanna check out my characters. More will come in time.

Also... RELATIONSHIIIIIPS!!! * spectacular explosion in the background *

(I'm not getting paid enough for this... Actually, I don't get paid at all for this... I WANT MONEYZZZZ)

Ignore me, I've lost my sanity yet again.


 * Arthur (Vaince321): Friend. I like his old TL,DR commenns (wish he still did 'em) and his overall attitude is great and often makes me laugh, although sometimes he makes me scratch my head in confusion... (No kidding. I did literally scratch my head at least once.)
 * Beast (Autumn Spirit Substitute): Friend, I suppose. I don't interact too much with him and he's kinda serious most of the time, but when he cracks a joke or makes a comment (that type of comment. You know what I mean. And no, it's not "pervy comment"), it's always worth it.
 * Beo (BeoBlade): Someone with whom I used to chat a lot, mainly due to the fact that we share timezone. He's a friend as well, and he wrote a decent fanfic as well. I enjoy playing GE2 or MHFU online with him, and did so as often as possible. (That being said, I've mixed feelings towards him for getting to G-Rank in 200 hours in MHFU, since I couldn't even get to the top of High Rank in 400 hours. And he died a lot on Land of Tremors. A LOT.)
 * Dev (Nemesisdevil98): That one guy who hates anons, trolls and other such disgraces to mankind and will do anything to stop 'em. It's nice having a chat with him now that he reappeared, though. (Also, can't help but remember how much he lagged when trying to play online with me. :V)
 * Lyrr (Lyrr Balriel): Friend... he was the first person I talked to while in this Wiki. He has a nice sense of humor (it's a bit twisted, though), and his comments can be constructive when he wants them to (or utterly confuse me, depending on the day). Oh, and he can give pretty good advice, too. (Provided he isn't speaking of that "collection" of his... which, according to his only fanfic, is made up of NSFW (Not Safe For Work) magazines... yeah.)
 * L (Sort of) (リリーちぃ): Friend. She kinda pops up randomly, but she can always come up with interesting pics and/or conversation subjects. (The picture comment is not because of the pictures she posts of her GE figures. I'm no perv.)(リリーちい: What's wrong about finding figure photography interesting? It's not perverted at all. Unless you have motives, you're just appreciating it. ^^)(Bal: of course there's nothing wrong with it per se. But... I just felt like I needed to add that.)
 * Dragoon (GE Dragoon Z): A guy I know of, nothing more nothing less. (That was written by himself) He pops up randomly... and I mean really randomly. ("Randomly" as in "he comes one random day every two months". Roughly.) I found out he's Mexican. (LOL WUT, yeah i'm mexican. and french and spanish and japanese and gods know what else... as for Seieireppa... lol dang dude, for all your logic bamco sure wanted to prove you wrong <-Dragoon Edit (Bal: Eh... that was kinda random.)
 * Matt (Seieireppa): A friend as well. His fanfic is damn awesome (there's a reason he ended up writing the big crossover fanfic, after all), better check it out. (It's hard not to come by it... it's practically all over the place.) He was wrong about GE never getting localized again, but his points were pretty valid, and thanks to him I don't think GE will become the next summer hit or anything like that.
 * Roi (So to speak. He does devour fanfic) (Roinell): That one guy who always takes a shower when I'm around and reads fanfic fast as hell. He's a friend as well, and writes a very, very, very, very long fanfic, which is also pretty awesome. (And he had a cool beard, too. If I had a beard like that, I would never even think of shaving. :v)
 * Ryuu-san (One-Eyed Serpent): Friend. Trap Q... lol. Have to admit, it was quite a surprise to find out she is a woman, but having a chat with her is almost invariably a blast. (Still, I wanna know why I am called Balcchi. It sounds familiar, maybe because it's really similar to my RL nickname, "Bauti")
 * Vina (Sort of) (Vina T): She does great translations, and is overall friendly, so yeah, friend too. First girl in the Wikia that I know of. (Yeah, "girl"... she's older than I am... well, most people here are older than me. I am one of the youngest guys here, how the hell did I end up being the admin in charge?)
 * Ward (Warden-Cypher): Friend too, I guess. Another great fanfic writer too, and also a guy skilled at drawing (well, compared to me, anyone is a pro, really. My skills lie elsewhere.). He seems to be absent now, which is a shame; I really want to see more of his GE: Beyond fanfic, for what little I saw was great. (Doesn't seem like he's ever gonna return, tho)