User blog comment:Call me Ken or Accel/A special day for Ken/@comment-14812118-20150104050512/@comment-14812118-20150104055342

Not like she's 9 years older. It's one month, man. Get over it.

The canonical protagonist of GEB would be much worse, since he is in command of Lindow, who's likely 9-10 years older and probably much more experienced as well.