User:Baluar

Thought of the day: This morning, I had this weird dream that I remember because I had it just before waking up... You see, I was in the GE world, but things were kind of weird. First of all, I kind of was in the game, but I could see things from an out-of-game perspective. To boot, there were a lot of things not present in canon, like an entirely new character (a guy with a black longcoat) and a plot point about 100% completion of I-don't-remember-what. There were also things not present in the games, like two possible outcomes of a video (apparently determined by random chance) and having the God Eater control unit "balanced" by having you lose health every time you step or jump. Yeah, I know; I have weird dreams.

Welcome to my profile! My name is Baluar (and before you ask, I invented that straight out of nowhere), but you can call me Bal for short (Lyrr once called me that and it stuck). I'm just a random guy, 16 years old, that does whatever he finds amusing, other than school stuff (hey, I'm smart, but that doesn't mean I enjoy studying!). Probably I can account of the +340 hours I've played GEB amongst that.

If you need help, don't hesitate to communicate with me (hey, that's what admins sniff around for, isn't it?). I'm online every day' (as a matter of fact, I've connected over 190 days in a row!), although I can't answer things on forums or message walls (blame's on the phone...), so leave me a message in the comment section of my profile and I'll be glad to help you out (come to think of it, I think I shouldn't use so much parentheses) (but then again, who cares?) (lol) (by the way, if you are going to ask about technical stuff, better ask Ken).

Somehow, I am the guy with the most achievement points in the wiki (I do have a couple of thousands of edits, right?). That's cool, but it's too bad there's no prize for it (not that I care too much, anyway xD). My amount of edits, though, is followed closely by Ken's, who joined several months later than I did.

About me
Well, I am an Argentinian guy, 16 years old (birthday's April 10th), 1.68 -1.69 m tall. I am brown haired, have somewhat large, deep brown eyes, a larger-than-average nose, long arms and large hands (that's average, though. You can find thousands of other guys fitting that description).

In behavior, I am a smart and rather nice guy (I mean, I share stuff, I'm polite and I'm always willing to help), but I am very foul-mouthed, and I can get angry with ease. And to note, I am very sarcastic and I can be bothering when correcting people's mistakes (what you'd call a smartass).

I enjoy playing videogames, especially RPGs, RTSs and Hack-and-Slash, and some of my favorite ones are Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic 2 (my all time-favorite), Devil May Cry (3 and 4 in particular), Street Fighter (4 in particular), God Eater Burst (obviously), Warcraft III, any Warhammer 40.000 videogame (although Space Marine was the best), Spore, The Sims (TS3 Supernatural rocks! Too bad I can't play) and Age of Mythology (Titans are fucking AWESOME), among many, many others. I don't particularly like Shooters, nor do I enjoy playing Minecraft (I like it, but not THAT much) or Grand Theft Auto (insert any version here).

I also enjoy reading, swimming, playing football (I mean the actual FOOTBALL, what the inhabitants of USA call "Soccer". It's football, ok? DEAL WITH IT) and spending time with my friends (both Internet and real life).

My dream career is Astronomy. Ever since I was a small kid, I loved reading stuff about the stars and the planets, and I already know a bunch of things of the matter, anyway.

Characters
[http://godeater.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Baluar/Characters Looking for an extensive list of my fanfic chars? Don't think so (xD), but if you do, look no more.]

Plus, I'm an adept user of this form of writing. I mean, I write long before posting (though it has been a while since I last sat down and wrote), but I just sit down and begin to write whatever comes to my mind.

Relationships here in the wiki

 * Lyrr (Lyrr Balriel): Friend... *silence*. What? He's a friend, he's got a nice sense of humor, and his comments can be constructive when he wants them to (or utterly confuse me, depending on the day). Oh, and he can give pretty good advice, too, if he isn't speaking of that collection of his... whatever it is.
 * Ken (Call me Ken or Accel): Friend, too. *silence again* You ain't stopping, are ya? Also funny, and he's writing a good fanfic that I enjoy reading (and messing with) as soon as the next chapter's out. He's not paying much attention to it, though. (Ken: I was rusty okey, two whole week of nothing)
 * Arthur (Vaince321): Friend. I like his TL,DR comments and his overall attitude is great and often makes me laugh, although sometimes he makes me scratch my head in confusion... like when he said he can stand vodka, but not coffee.
 * Vina (Vina T): She does great translations, and is overall friendly, so yeah, friend too.
 * Dragoon (GE Dragoon Z): Just some guy I know of, nothing more nothing less. He pops up randomly...
 * Matt (Seieireppa): A friend as well. His fanfic is damn awesome, better check it out.
 * L (リリーちぃ): Friend. She kinda pops up randomly, but she can always give an interesting chat (not sarcasm. Not entirely, at least xD).
 * Ward (Warden-Cypher): Friend too, I guess. I'm waiting to see how his fanfic goes when he writes his story. I'm still waiting for that drawing, though.
 * Anyone else? Feel free to write yourself in this list (if you write something sensical). Just in case, I always try to be funny (in my own sarcastic way), polite and friendly to everyone here. But if you ever feel like I said something I wasn't supposed to say, feel free to let me know with a comment, wether it's here, in the comment section, in a blog, in a completely random page (not Vajra, though), or wherever you want. Just remember, I might take my time to find it if it isn't in Wikia.

My favorite Stuff

 * Guess my favorite Aragami? Oh, c'mon, it's easy. Don't you go saying any Aragami is better, because no-one is better, or more badass.
 * Another tough one I fight a lot...
 * Why are my favorite Aragami so obvious? Nevermind...
 * Favorite female character... It's a tough choice, man, I've gotta admit it.
 * Favorite male character... sorta.
 * Considering how I am, it is no surprise this is my favorite field... although the music is utterly ridiculous, when compared to the place. Did they change it for GE2, or is it still the same?

Trivia

 * Geez, I can't believe I haven't played GE2 yet... I'm planning to get it soon, though.
 * Fully cleared God Eater Burst... now struggling for getting at least an S in every mission. (Not that I'm putting much energy into it xD)
 * Never really understood how Ren could heal me when I took him into my missions (story-wise)...
 * I like TVTropes, and I might spend hours reading it from my phone, if there's nothing better to do. Don't be surprised if I post a lot of links to random tropes, I've gotten to use them as some sort of answer.
 * I have a weakness, and it's very common too. Dogs. I love dogs. If I see someone mistreating one, I'll go berserk (no kidding: I'd likely punch him/her in the face). Also, hearing sad stories about dogs makes me cry like an idiot.
 * While I'm not too picky, I kind of like muscular women. Ironically enough, all the women I've been interested in are petite. Just don't make any weird comments, or I'll ban you (just kidding... but don't say I didn't warn you)

Comments
Well, you guys know that you can post stuff wherever you want, but general comments (whatever that is) and questions should ideally be here.
 * Comments go below this line. Try to separate them from previous comments with, ok?