User blog:Roinelll/The "C" Files

Summary
Well, these shorts will come daily. Each day having their own designated shorts :P Once a short series ends I'll start another one ^^, since there are 7 days in a week I'll be doing 7 short series at the same time :P

Clothes
Lexa : C, Did you have to reveal your infection in that weird way to everyone? C : But it felt soo good to finally have my skin breathe Lexa : And that is why you had been labaled as an exhibitionist C : ... Really?!

Lexa : Here, here, here and here... What can you tell me about these?

C : That you are a good photograph?

Lexa : You were going around half naked, AGAIN!!

C : It's not like there is anything to see, no?

Vision
Matthias : C, are you really blind?

C : Of course, I do not have eyes. If you do not call that blind, what would you... hmm?

Matthias : C... you're using a freaking terminal right now, even browsing it!

C : For that I need my hands duh, not my vision...

Matthias : You know exactly what I meant right there, how can you see it if you are blind?

C : I'm using these?

Matthias : Your ... Horns?! That makes even LESS sense...

C : It's the truth, I don't have a reason to lie.

Shower
Kata : C, I don't want to be rude... but, do you occasionally shower? C : Of course I do, when I need to calm myself down. Kata : And ... when was the last time you needed to take one? C : 2 months, 21 days, 17 hours, 42 minutes, 18 seconds and ticking.

Kata : Then go and have one!

C : Why should I? I'm perfectly calm.

Kata : You stink... Really badly. How can you even endure it yourself?

C : Stink? What's that?

Relationship
Tina : Say, say say. Do you have someone you have really really strong feelings for? C : What do you mean with that? Tina : You know... Love, do you uhm... love someone? C : Oh that... Yes, I do.

Tina : Okay... since I know you have a lot of weird quirks, can you describe me what love is?

C : When you want to be someone, do things with him that would make you feel euphoric. This stuff... no?

Tina : Soooo, who is he? How does he look? He has to have a lot of money right, right?

C : Dunno, we never met eye to eye. However he should wish that never comes to pass...

Hobby
Robert : C, do you have any hobbies? C : I'm an information broker, knowledge is everything to me Robert : Then you know about games and how to play them right? C : You want to challenge me? Sure, but I'll warn you I am undefeated so far in anything I've started.

Robert : Then it's on! I challenge you to a game of Duel Masters then!

C : Never heard of it, I need to prepare for it first.

Robert : As long as you want to.

C : Then tomorrow here, at the same time and place.

Work
*** Telephone rings, C looks at it and declines the call Unknown : DID YOU JUST BLO--
 * Telephone rings, C looks at it and finally blocks the caller
 * Telephone rings, C looks at it and accepts the unknown number

Jack : Didn't knew there would be something you say no to. Didn't you say you have a price for everything?

C : That idiot wouldn't be able to pay up, so it's fine.

Jack : ... Can I ask what did he request from you?

C : B-W-H.

Taste
C : Uhm, what are those? Canon : Cookies, I've just baked them, would you like to try? C : Disgusting... Canon (T~T): Huh?! B-but... Everyone LIKES my cookies!!