User blog:Roinelll/The "C" Files

Summary
Well, these shorts will come daily. Each day having their own designated shorts :P Once a short series ends I'll start another one ^^, since there are 7 days in a week I'll be doing 7 short series at the same time :P

Clothes
Lexa : C, Did you have to reveal your infection in that weird way to everyone?

C : But it felt soo good to finally have my skin breathe

Lexa : And that is why you had been labaled as an exhibitionist

C : ... Really?!

Lexa : Here, here, here and here... What can you tell me about these?

C : That you are a good photograph?

Lexa : You were going around half naked, AGAIN!!

C : It's not like there is anything to see, no?

Lexa : Do you even consider yourself human anymore?

C : I'm a female, but if there is nothing to see then what's the point?

Lexa : C... you... Just don't prance around half naked at all will you?

C : But... The clothes are annoying. You can't imagine how horrible they feel just to wear them.

Lexa : Ah right, C... you're much like an Aragami.

C : Mass of Oracle Cells, not Aragami... I don't have a core, thank you very much...

Lexa : Ah, I'm so-- ... Wait, did I struck a nerve there?

C : No, why would you? I mean it's not like ANYONE can understand what it is like ... meh forget it...

Licca : I've overheard the conversation and C, I might just have the solution for it.

C : No.

Lexa : Wait, C... She just offered for you a way out of your problem.

C : I'm not going to put THAT on.

Lexa : Put what on?

Licca : A dress for Shio, I think C would be able to wear is also.

C : Never...

Licca : Just give it a try, will you?

Vision
Matthias : C, are you really blind?

C : Of course, I do not have eyes. If you do not call that blind, what would you... hmm?

Matthias : C... you're using a freaking terminal right now, even browsing it!

C : For that I need my hands duh, not my vision...

Matthias : You know exactly what I meant right there, how can you see it if you are blind?

C : I'm using these?

Matthias : Your ... Horns?! That makes even LESS sense...

C : It's the truth, I don't have a reason to lie.

Matthias : Then explain it to me, so that I can understand it.

C : I'm having a vision of my surroundings that is generated by receiving resonance with my Horns.

Matthias : ... Uhm... What?

C : They function similarly to a radar.

Matthias : So... what do your Aragami like organs resembling... your eyes do then, if they cannot see?

C : Oracle Detectors.

Matthias : As in?

C : In my vision I can pick up the faintest traces of Oracle Cells and their movements.

Matthias : So... that means?

C : I have the ability to predict my enemies moves, simple as that.

Matthias : Predict? You're seeing into the future?

C : How would predicting mean seeing into the future?!

Matthias : Just talk straight will you then?!

C : Is it my fault that you can't even remember or understand the simplest and straightforward things?

Matthias : Except you NEVER talk straight...

C : You're asking the wrong questions.

Shower
Kata : C, I don't want to be rude... but, do you occasionally shower?

C : Of course I do, when I need to calm myself down.

Kata : And ... when was the last time you needed to take one?

C : 2 months, 21 days, 17 hours, 42 minutes, 18 seconds and ticking.

Kata : Then go and have one!

C : Why should I? I'm perfectly calm.

Kata : You stink... Really badly. How can you even endure it yourself?

C : Stink? What's that?

Kata : God... Did you nose get used to your horrible smell?!

C : Nose? ... Oh. I see now what is the problem here.

Kata : Then would you stop grinning and mind telling me?

C : I don't have a nose. Simple as that.

Kata : GO AND HAVE A SHOWER!

C : Bu--

Kata : No 'buts', do it!

C (~_~) : 'Kay.

*** at the showers Female GE #1 screams

Female GE #2 : Hey, what happened?! Is everything allright?

Female GE #1 : C-c-cold...

Female GE #2 : Excuse me?

Female GE #1 : I opened the valve and got hit by THAT ice cold stream.

*** Female GE #2 pokes into the still running cold shower and pulls back her arm shivering

Female GE #1 : Just who was the idiot to pull such a prank?! I could kill the one responsible.

Female GE #2 : Actually... wasn't it your fault to just open the water and not check the temperature?

Relationship
Tina : Say, say say. Do you have someone you have really really strong feelings for?

C : What do you mean with that?

Tina : You know... Love, do you uhm... love someone?

C : Oh that... Yes, I do.

Tina : Okay... since I know you have a lot of weird quirks, can you describe me what love is?

C : When you want to be someone, do things with him that would make you feel euphoric. This stuff... no?

Tina : Soooo, who is he? How does he look? He has to have a lot of money right, right?

C : Dunno, we never met eye to eye. However he should wish that never comes to pass...

Tina : But... Wait... I think you misunderstood something...

C : I would love to kill that guy. Isn't this what you meant?

Tina : *Sigh* You and your quirks... Never cease to amaze me...

C : Okay, so then what did you have in mind then?

Tina : Love is ... (Insert various lenghty speech that C ignored)

C : So 'love' is 'hate' I get it.

Tina : No... C... You're doing this on purpose aren't you?

C : Why would I? You just said yourself in short you love to hate and hate to love.

Tina : You... Ah well, let's forget it. There is noone you would consider a soulmate is it?

C : Not like I want one to be honest.

Tina : Why? And don't talk nonsense about being a loner. That's just not how humans work...

*** C points at her head : Khm... I am perfect example of a human, right?

Tina : But... there should be someone who would love to get in a closer relationship with you.

C : There's noone like that. Besides... ah, forget it.

Tina : C. You're giving up before even starting?! That's not the stubborn schemer I know.

C : You don't know anything.

Hobby
Robert : C, do you have any hobbies?

C : I'm an information broker, knowledge is everything to me

Robert : Then you know about games and how to play them right?

C : You want to challenge me? Sure, but I'll warn you I am undefeated so far in anything I've started.

Robert : Then it's on! I challenge you to a game of Duel Masters then!

C : Never heard of it, I need to prepare for it first.

Robert : As long as you want to.

C : Then tomorrow here, at the same time and place.

Robert : So, C time's up. Prepare yourself to be defeated!

C : Not now... I'm still not finished making a deck.

Robert : Maybe I can help, what's the problem?

C : The rules don't allow me a 792 card Deck...

Robert : 7-- 792?! Of course they do not allow, only 40...

C : But why is that?! I need these cards... All of them...

Robert : C... can you show me the cards?

C : Sure, I have 790 different ones that I want to use. Here they are.

*** Robert takes a look at the card arranges them into 3 decks with 40 cards each and hands them back

C : Actually you could have make 7 different decks from that pile but this works also

Robert : ... C just pick one of them will you?!

*** C pulls out a different deck : Then I'll go with this one.

Robert : You actually had a 40 card deck?! Why did you go through with the trouble then?!

C : To check how knowledgeable you are. Simple as that.

Robert : C... you're a pain in the... ah let's get ready to rumble then.

C : I'm going to warn you once again, I've yet to lose at any game I started.

Work
*** Telephone rings, C looks at it and declines the call

*** Telephone rings, C looks at it and finally blocks the caller

*** Telephone rings, C looks at it and accepts the unknown number

Unknown : DID YOU JUST BLO--

Jack : Didn't knew there would be something you say no to. Didn't you say you have a price for everything?

C : That idiot wouldn't be able to pay up, so it's fine.

Jack : ... Can I ask what did he request from you?

C : B-W-H.

Jack : So... who exactly was that guy who you rejected?

C : Lyrr... But he didn't really just stop there, he wanted to know something else too.

Jack : ... Should I dare to ask?

C : Then how much will it cost for you to *******, *******, ******......

Jack *Facepalms*

C : I told that pervert the price and he slammed the phone down.

Jack *Heavy sigh*

C : Would you like to know the price I've set?

Jack : No, forget it...

C : Aw, okay.

Jack : And why are you looking down now?

C : Because it would have cost you a couple hundred thousand Fc to get that info.

Jack : You never cease to think on credits, do you?!

C : Of course not, do you ever cease to breath until your eventual death?

Jack : Did you just compare breathing to your greed?!

C : It is not greed, it's merely self preservation.

Taste
C : Uhm, what are those?

Canon : Cookies, I've just baked them, would you like to try?

C : Disgusting...

Canon (T~T): Huh?! B-but... Everyone LIKES my cookies!!

C : Really? How can anyone like such a tasteless thing.

Canon : It's not tasteless! Then tell me what do you prefer!

C : Something like Alisa's cooking, those are quite good if I have to say it.

Canon (O~o) : You ... Like her cooking?! B-but... Why?! HOW?!

C : What do you mean how? It has a great flavour.

Canon (0_0) : C... You... are weird.

C : Hey, it's not my problem that I'm unable to taste anything else...

Canon : Unable to taste? Is your infection the problem here?

C : Come to think of it maybe, so... What are the others reactions to your cooking?

Canon : Everyone likes them, that's why... I was surprised at your reaction

C : ... And Alisa's?

Canon (^^)" : Uhm... well... Normally they try to avoid her cooking, because it's dangerously bad.

C : Alisa is happy that I eat her cooking.

Canon : I... can actually understand that.

C : Of course she refused to taste mines.

Canon (O.o)" : You... can cook?!

C : What do you take me for? Of course I can cook.

Canon : Uhm... You're not going to be angry if I refuse to taste it?

C : Why should I? It had a horrible taste to admit it.

Canon (O_O) : You... tried to make Alisa eat something that even you considered to taste bad?