User blog:BeoBlade/Madness - Baluar's Birthday

---The weird part--- Beolord: Eh, what am I doing here? Beoblade: I'm wondering the same thing. Beolord: There's a reason... Maybe writer summoned us for another Halloween chapter?


 * AC/DC - You Shook Me All Night Long starts playing*

Beobaka: Hello everyone, the writer created me to take Beolck and  Beoriser's spot on Beo TV. To be honest, this is another Birthday special. Beolord: Eh, Ren? Kaze again? Lyrr!? Beoblade: nah, that's not the question. Why the writer didn't contacted us? Beobaka: First, today is Baluar's birthday. Second, actually Beo was trying to figure what to do in Bal's Birthday and Arthur gave the idea of doing a Fanfiction. Beoblade: Wait, why is he back on writing us? I don't think Boredoom is the reason for another chapter. Beobaka: No, this was because of his return of doing nothing but writing us. Beolord: Sounds legit. Beoblade: I have copied you and made up myself so crash and splash Beobaka: Brother Blade, the writer told me you always sing songs while working. Truth is that because of your lack of professionalism, the writer allowed me to kill you if needed.. Watch yourself alright? Beoblade: But.. But... I want to sing... my voice is beautiful. Beobaka: Not beautiful, people can't even listen to your voice! Remember that this is not a Drama Track. Beoblade: Right.. Beolord: grabs popcorn let's start!

Beolord: By the way, you forgot to explain what will happen Baka Beobaka. Beobaka: Riiight... Let me see... This wasn't based on any conversation since Bal and Beo don't talk very often. This all came out of the Writer's mind. Beoblade: Wait.. why? Beobaka: The writer thinks that hunting stupid equipment on Monster Hunter is more important than talking to people, maybe. Writer: Did I hear sarcasm here? Beobaka: No you didn't! Anyway let's start! ---End---

"Am I... Am I awake? this place, dark... yet so beautiful" Beoblade said with an weird feeling that something bad will occur soon. "You know what it is, Beoblade, now you need to get out of here. Neither do Trolls or Nutella can hold you forever." Beolord said, Beoriser nodded in agreement and ruffled his hair. Beoblade was stuck in the jail also known as "Dead Chat".. Beoblade destroyed his chains by himself, holding his God Arc in Reverse Grip and his eyes gleaming a pure orange color.

"Cakes won't do today, and there is no Brick..." Beoblade said to himself, climbing his way to the light. He was right on where he met Kazeshina, just a few kilometers from the Far East Branch. he was thinking on what he should do today, and how he should do it.

After a few thousandths Beoblade started running towards the Far East Branch. Baluar was talking with Hibari and his sister, wich Beoblade forgot the name. He was waiting for Baluar to start a mission without anyone, but he made a total fo 10 missions the same day and all of them with his sister. After they accept a Blitz Hannibal mission, Beoblade started to remember his memories from before the Trolls / Nutella prison. He quickly dashed and hold Nia on his shoulder and they started talking on a abandoned facility of Dead City at Dawn.

-What do you want!? -drinks Orange Juice I'm here because of Baluar's birthday. -Why you kidnapped me?! -It was a good idea at the start, the writer really took a lot of work to think of this scene. Anyway, I just don't want you there. -Writer!? Daf-- Nevermind, just go away.

When Nia started going offensive, Beoblade used Shadow Force and reappeared on her back and injected a drug on her neck.

-Sleep tight, see you in 2 hours Nia.

As Beoblade finished, he went back to Baluar's location where he was having trouble to fight against the Hannibal.

-BEO! I thought you died long ago! -Nah, I just joined a different dimension where Aragamis doesn't exist, before killing everyone from Fenrir, that is. -You are th only guy in the world who can get drunk while drinking juice. Anyway, help me here will ya!? uses Health Pill II

After Beoblade finished the first bottle of Orange Juice, he quickly turned his Reverse Grip into his Blood Ability, White Stoke. He erased the Hannibal's existence in a minute with the help of Baluar. "Thanks, anyway, why you came here?" Baluar asked, Beoblade started dancing like an idiot before replying.

-I came here to give you this Birthday gift! -And what is it? -Drinks more Orange Juice it's a brand new Beo Coupon! -Hell, what is that? -Now, with this cupom you can ask me to do stuff for you! Slaying Aragamis, hunt Rathalos Ruby and many other interesting adventures! -WHY SHOULD I WANT THAT?! -I have utterly no idea. -If this was all you wanted to give me, then take it. I don't mind Birthday Gifts, and this one in special is quite.. -I thought you would say that. drinks more Orange Juice Truth is, I've got you an all-new Fanta Truck! -Are you..

When Baluar finished his sentence, they felt an Earthquake coming their way. While Beoblade was too busy writing more Fanfiction and obviously drinking juice, Baluar started to use his Devour in thought that it was another Aragami. In 3 minutes, a big and heavy truck appeared.

-Wait... you was actually serious with this? -Congratulations! Now you have 178.1 litters of Fanta! -1 hundred eh, by the way what happened with the remaining 28 litters? -I drank it while coming here, obviously.

---Weird Part--- Beolord: WHAT HAPPENED?! Beoblade: I can't sing, that's right. Beobaka is a real Baka,. Anyway, I'm pretty sure the reader is now reading this Fanfic without BGM because the music already ended a while back... or not, the point is, let's change it. Beobaka: Sounds alright, what music you want? Beoblade:I thought of Kamis choking on their halosGet them drunk on rooose fanta And clip their Tiny Felynes Beoriser: NO, NO, NO. I CANT BELIEVE THAT NOW YOU'RE DOING STUPID VERSIONS OF GOOD MUSICS, STOP SINGING GODDAMIT. Beolord: Riser... you are back..? Beoriser: Due to Beolck's dissapearence, the writer authorized me to return as the main director. AND HE ALSO AUTHORIZED ME TO KILL BEOBLADE. Beoblade: Anyway, forget about that. Point is, now you must read this with a music... Let me search it at Instagram. Beobaka: Beoblade, you are searching after music on Instagram?? Now who's the Baka... Anyway, search at YouTube. Beoblade: I don't like YouTube or Music Pleer, they're awful. Beobaka: Not like I care, just go on Youtube. Beolord: *snores* Beoblade: Found it! Now you'll read the Fanfiction with Bon Jovi's Livin' On A Prayer! ---End---

Beoblade started talking alone, with a dead expression and once again with a Reverse Grip Shirogane. Baluar ignored him and drank one glass of Fanta, when he finished, a Purple Aura started growing within Beoblade.

-Beo.. are you alright? -You.. drank Fanta.. -That was my gift no? -I must say something, after a glass of that drink... I got addicted to it... I changed my mind, that truck is mine!

"NO WAY" Baluar said, he went to get the Truck and used a Stun Grenade on Beoblade and it worked for a few seconds. When Baluar was driving the Fanta Truck he heard something near him, probably at the top of the Fanta Truck;

-BALUAR! It was a wrong idea getting a Sacrifice of Tomorrow with Arthur! Now it's better if I KILL YOU WITH FIREEEEEEE

Once Beo said that, Baluar ran and left the truck, Beo started wondering why but when he stared at Baluar, he saw something on his hand. He quickly gazed at the Driver's seat and saw a timebomb, when it exploded, no Fanta was damaged and Beoblade explode in Tiny Pieces.

Baluar got another glass of Fanta but Beoblade appeared right infront of him once again.

-Do you want me to kill you once again Beo? -You won this fight and that's it. Congratulations for your Fanta Truck, and take these good Beo Coupons. -Thanks for the offer but give these Beo Coupons to someone else, and do you know where is Nia? -She was sleeping, she is coming within 3 minutes so I must leave. -Leave? why? -I have my reasons.

-By the way Beo, now that I destroyed the truck, how am I supposed to drive this to Far East?

When Baluar said that, Beoblade quickly left with an evil smile on his face.

"Beo..? BEO? BEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NNNNNNNNNUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"

---THE END--- Beolord:Wait, how is this supposed to be long? This was way shorter than normal Madness chapters. Beoblade: I want to sing.. Anyway, glad no one died. Beobaka: thanks for controlling yourself, Blade. Beoblade: AAAHHHH... I can't handleee!!!! Chilling out with the crew in the schoolyard Finding trouble, never working too hard

..

Writer: He's dead, and since Riser was useless, he's dead too. Beobaka: Are you going to create more Beos on the next chapter writer? Writer: Of course, and they won't sing... I hope.

Beobaka: AALLRRIIGGHHTT!! We finished one more chapter of Madness! Hope you enjoyed it. Who will die next by our writer's decision!? Me!? Beolord!? You will have to find out in the next episodes!


 * -*whispers* "Back in class they never taught us this~ Some things you gotta learn, hit or miss" *whispers*

Writer: NOW I'M TIRED!


 * world explodes

Writer: Now it's better... drinks Coke